Tag Archive: humor

Sarah (another Sarah) pretending to eat a blue light bulb. No animals were involved in the creation of that light bulb. The light bulb is a perfect vegetarian snack.
You can’t see that the light bulb is blue, because I converted this to black and white. It makes more sense that way.
Sarah has some nice teeth. Eating a light bulb is probably a bad idea, at least as far as her teeth are concerned.
If you want to be more like Sarah, read Becoming a Vegetarian.
Canon Rebel XTi, EF 50mm 1:1.4, 1/160, F3.5, 50mm, ISO100, 2008-10-01T15:55:18-04, 20081001-195518rxt
Dumb people ignore the rules.
Smart people follow the rules.
Smarter people make the rules.
Dumb people live below their potential.
Smart people live up to their potential.
Smarter people live beyond their potential.
Dumb people can’t focus.
Smart people multi-task.
Smarter people obsess.
Dumb people eat meat.
Smart people never eat meat.
Smarter people eat meat when they’re starving to death.
Dumb people don’t go to college.
Smart people go to college.
Smarter people think college is a joke.
Dumb people become lazy and fat.
Smart people stay fit by going to the gym.
Smarter people don’t pay others to lift weights.
Dumb people can’t keep to a budget.
Smart people set a budget and stick to it.
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I’m going down a hypothetical path where abortion is ethical and just, despite knowing it isn’t. I will prove that even if my knowledge is false and abortion is ethical, one who goes down that “ethical” path reaches a dead end, the end result for which is tenfold worse than believing abortion is unethical. Finally, with plain-old logic, I’ll prove that abortion is the wrong choice either way.
Definitions
First, let’s make the definition of “fetus” really clear. The American Heritage Stedman’s Medical Dictionary defines it as this:
“In humans, the unborn young from the end of the eighth week after conception to
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A pair of shoes, dangling from a power line. This line sweeps down across the road rather than being level. I thought the shoes made a nice silhouette, though I wasn’t considering that at the time. The blue sky is quite visible in the original. In Adobe Camera Raw, I pushed the contrast slider all the way to the right, which made the image look like this. I didn’t have to white out the background at all, since it was the brightest part.
Canon Rebel XTi, EF 50mm 1:1.4, 1/1000, F4.5, …
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Saw this poster for Post-It Super Sticky notes at Office Depot:

Seems like a reasonable advertisement, tasteful, with examples, etc. But look closer at one of them:

“Sherri, Let’s team up for the civics report!” Since when is teaming up allowed? It would make high school and college so much easier for me.
I think this poster represents a general lost of respect for the education system… because it’s generally less deserving of respect. My Dad taught me at home, but if I went to public school I would’ve been home-schooled …
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